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Robin Williams Rocks

Robin Williams, wearing a  shirt that says ‘I love New York ’ in  Arabic.

You gotta love Robin  Williams……Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to  Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan.  What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to  stand up and repeat this message. 

Robin  Williams’ plan…(Hard to argue with this  logic!) 

‘I see a lot of people yelling  for peace but I have not heard of a plan for  peace. So, here’s one plan.’ 

1) ‘The US  will apologize to the world for our  ‘interference’ in their affairs, past &  present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin,  Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest  of those ‘goo d ‘ole’ boys’, we will never  ‘interfere’ again. 

2) We will withdraw  our troops from all over the world, starting  with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East ,  and the Philippines . They don’t want us there.  We would station troops at our borders. No one  allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. 

3) All illegal aliens have 90 days to  get their affairs together and leave. We’ll give  them a free trip home. After 90 days the  remainder will be gathered up and deported  immediately, regardless of whom or where they  are. T hey’re illegal!!! France will welcome  them. 

4) All future visitors will be  thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless  given a special permit!!!! No one from a  terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you  don’t like it there, change it yourself and  don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available  to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or  7-11 cashiers. 

5) No foreign ‘students’  over age 21. (The older ones are the bombers.)  If the y don’t attend classes, they get a  ‘D’  for  ‘d-eportation’ and it’s back  home baby. 

6) The US will make a strong  effort to become self-sufficient energy wise.  This will include developing nonpolluting  sources of energy but will require a temporary  drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The  caribou will have to cope for a  while

7) Offer Saudi Arabia and other  oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their  oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace  else. They can go somewhere else to sell their  production. (About a week of the wells filling  up the storage sites would be enough.) 

8) If there is a famine or other natural  catastrophe in the world, we will not  ‘interfere.’ They can pray to Allah or whomever,  for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need.  Besides most of what we give them is stolen or  given to the army. The people who need it most  get very little, if anything. 

9) Ship  the UN Headquarters to an isolated island  someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair  weather friends here. Besides, the building  would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for  illegal aliens. 

10) All Americans must  go to charm and beauty school. That way, no on e  can call us ‘Ugly Americans’ any longer. The  Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it…or  LEAVE…
Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan? 

‘The Statue of Liberty is no longer  saying ‘Give me your tired, your poor, your  huddled masses.’ She’s got a baseball bat and  she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of me?’ ‘